After hours of receiving jokes, reports and speculations. it is clear that Alpha is laughing at Craig Dunwell and his abnormal concern regarding Save Alpha campaign signage against his bid for town mayor this Fall. Everyone contacting us is asking the same question - How could Craig Dunwell possibly survive more involved local politics when he is already publicly falling apart so early on in his campaign?
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Friends of Dunwell witnessed his emotional outburts and described his panic to have his complaints heard and resolved as bizarre because he "could not take it anymore" and was being "pushed to his limits by the negative publicity".
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Tips from numerous officials all concluded that Save Alpha's use of local utility poles for our flyer campaign was a "non-issue" and claims have been made that Dunwell was "bitching" about the SCN flyers on Alpha utility poles, and would not stop complaining until something was done about it.
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Craig Dunwell's friends believe that Dunwell had hoped to completely end the Save Alpha campaign by using bullying tactics to have signage removed.
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We have been told that the owners of the Alpha utility poles "did not care" about the flyers being stapled to the poles, as technicians do not climb the poles, they use bucket trucks to gain access for any repairs. In addition, their response to Dunwell's complaints involved the use of the word "laughable".
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Four different sources claimed that Craig Dunwell's out of state aunt, Diane R. Hoffman, (AKA Diane Dunwell Hoffman) who is a Pennsylvania resident, was involved with the complaint process. Is there anything that Craig Dunwell doesn't ask his aunt for help with? OK, maybe we shouldn't answer that...
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Due to Dunwell "playing dirty", officials have granted Save Alpha permission to use ANY statements needed in the next round of signage in order to get our point across and to get the word out to any voters who may not be aware of how severe the situation is.
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Thanks for following our campaign, Alpha. Stay tuned!
