Friday, August 05, 2011

The Dunwell Update Alpha has been waiting for!

A friend of a friend of Councilman Craig S. Dunwell gave us this insightful account of Dunwell's concern for his own campaign and his strange panic over the recent Save Alpha flyers, posted on the streets of Alpha, NJ.
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Councilman Dunwell went to the home of Alpha's Mayor, Ed Hanics, to ask for assistance in having authorities remove the Save Alpha campaign signage against Dunwell from Alpha's telephone poles. Though he was obviously very concerned for his own campaign, Dunwell claimed that he felt the signage would negatively affect the vote count for Mayor Ed Hanics come our November election.  Dunwell is of course running against Mayor Ed Hanics, making this claim for concern even more laughable.
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50% of the flyers read "Re-Elect Mayor Ed Hanics" or "Re-Elect Hanics".  Alpha, why do you think that Councilman Craig S. Dunwell would pretend to feel that statements showing positive support to our wonderful mayor could be viewed in a negative way?
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Save Alpha believes that Councilman Dunwell is aware that it is unethical to tamper with campaign signage and is amused that this is the best tactic he could come up with to fight our ongoing campaign against him.
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Don't worry, Dunwell...our next round of flyers do not mention our lovely mayor at all. They simply show graphics of onion rings and your favorite beer.